Very Funny Imagined Monologue by Comic Sans
It's not often you see something so well thought out as this imagined monologue by the font Comic Sans. It's really a classic. This is just too good:
People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.
while I'm not a huge fan of the swearing, in this case, it's just how I'd imagine Comic Sans would act after already establishing itself as the fun-loving font. Like Betty White in Lake Placid - amazing dialog from that woman.
So have fun, Comic Sans! I love it.
And thanks, Gruber... Daring Fireball is a fantastic site.