Java Plugin for Apache, Anyone?

Here's what I'd love to see: a JVM plugin for Apache, like PHP, for combined Java/HTML/PHP/etc. Think about it - this is what I don't like about using Java on a web server - you have to use Tomcat (or something like it) and then you have to set up the project with the directory structure, build it, restart it or tell it to reload itself. It's a mess. What would be better? I'll tell you, what.

Look at PHP. Not as a language but it's integration with Apache. You can place PHP files in any directory in the web server. Any directory. You can put the static HTML next to PHP - or even both in the same file. Imagine the same with Java. Wouldn't that be nice? There's the Bean Shell for the same kind of thing for CLI environments, but nothing for web pages.

There are J2EE/JBoss fans that will say how easy it is to make a simple web site with JBoss, etc. But I have to laugh at them. Make something like the JSP pages but with the CLASSPATH specified in some config file or as an option in the tag that starts the Java code section of the page. Then you can simply Page.out.println() the HTML you want. Sure, it's not the same as Tapestry, but a lot of the time I don't the complete MVC for a web page. Many times what I want is a simple (and I mean simple) web page that accesses a service/server from within Java. Simply make a connection to a server, get the data, and make a page of it and then quit. Nothing complex. But it's Java.

It's interesting that PHP has the classes, the add-ins, the connections to databases, etc. It's got all that you'd need for simple (and maybe not-so-simple) pages. But you can drop the pages anywhere you want and you can edit and view immediately. No need to rebuild, restart, etc. I wish there was something for Java like PHP.

I don't want to re-write a different version of the Java classes into PHP just for a few simple pages. I can make that happen a lot of different ways - calling out to a Java app is one simple way to do it. Likewise, I don't want to set up a Tomcat/Tapestry instance just to vend a few pages. That's the key - just a few simple pages. No major web app. Just a few pages.