{"id":7400,"date":"2015-02-04T14:43:21","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T20:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2015-02-04T15:54:48","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T21:54:48","slug":"having-fun-with-a-paralegal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/archives\/7400","title":{"rendered":"Having Fun with a Paralegal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/phb.gif\" alt=\"PHB.gif\" title=\"PHB.gif\" border=\"0\" width=\"100\" height=\"186\" style=\"float:right;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, this isn't something that typically happens, but today I got an email from the paralegal assigned to my lawyer for my divorce. Typically, I <em>hate<\/em> getting emails because it's either bad news, or a bill. Some would argue they are one in the same, but I see the bills as <em>slightly<\/em> less depressing than the \"regular\" bad news I get about the divorce.<\/p>\n<p>So I got an empty email from her, so I wrote back:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This email is empty - I have no idea what this is about.<\/p>\n<p>Please provide me a little context.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and she replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Ha! I was adding to my previous email that I could email you record (in several sections) AND deliver the paper copies so you don\u2019t have to print it out and you will still have electronic copies.  OK?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I had no idea whatsoever what she was talking about, but clearly she thought this was funny. She still didn't know that she was talking to the wrong person. So I went along with the joke, and wrote back:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m sure to you this all makes perfect sense, but to me I\u2019m still thinking \u201cWhat is this <strong><em>thing<\/em><\/strong> that Beth wants to get to me?\u201d and \u201cWhy do I need paper copies <strong><em>and<\/em><\/strong> electronic ones?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s an invitation to a party?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s a movie - Oh\u2026 I do love movies. Spy ones are good\u2026 I like Comedy too.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it\u2019s a sandwich? No\u2026 well\u2026 maybe - a paper sandwich?<\/p>\n<p>So I must not have communicated clearly\u2026 my fault\u2026 I do that a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s try again...<\/p>\n<p>What is this email about?<\/p>\n<p>What do you need to get to me? And why?<\/p>\n<p>Is it important, or just informational?<\/p>\n<p>I think if you answer these, I\u2019ll have a lot better idea what you\u2019re talking about. No guarantees, mind you, but I think I\u2019ll have a better handle on things.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I could go on, and we did for another round of emails until she realized that she was mailing to me, and not <strong><em>another<\/em><\/strong> \"Bob B\" that she needed to be emailing. Then she picked up the phone and was quite apologetic. I thought it was at least a little amusing, but clearly she seemed to think the lawyer(s) would not find this comical - in the least.<\/p>\n<p>I feel for her. An honest mistake is going to be a source of grief and embarrassment for her for the next day or so. I understand that lawyers are meant to be flawless, but we're all people, and we all make mistakes - big and small. I hope they don't give her too hard a time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this isn&#8217;t something that typically happens, but today I got an email from the paralegal assigned to my lawyer for my divorce. Typically, I hate getting emails because it&#8217;s either bad news, or a bill. Some would argue they are one in the same, but I see the bills as slightly less depressing than [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-else"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7401,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7400\/revisions\/7401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobbeaty.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}